Write about a trip to Las Vegas that disappointingly ends in Reno.
Write about where The Mona Lisa really is.
Write about a hostage situation reversal at Gymboree.
Write about a man who hears Mexican radio all the time. It’s like Tinnitus, but with Mexican radio. All the time.
Write about a bad date you’ve been on. If you’ve never been on a bad date, you’re a bad date.
Write about seeing your grandpa at Sonic – he’s working the drive-thru. And he’s been dead for ten years.
Write about a baseball player who doesn’t like playing baseball, but he’s in the World Series tonight.
Write about the most recent imposter you have met. If you haven’t met an imposter, you’re the imposter.
Write about a babysitter who eats the children for misbehaving.
Write about a time you wished somebody in your family was replaced by a pizza.
Write about a poet who knows it. And hates it.
Write your boss’ resignation letter. Promote yourself.
Write a story about a game of Uno that ends in tragedy as well as “Uno”.
Write about dating a superhero whose super power is never being wrong.
Write about being accused of cheating on a tv game show when you are, in fact, cheating.
Write a eulogy for a friend or rabbit.