315

Write about a trip to Las Vegas that disappointingly ends in Reno.

550

Write about a man who hears Mexican radio all the time. It’s like Tinnitus, but with Mexican radio. All the time.

95

Write about a bad date you’ve been on. If you’ve never been on a bad date, you’re a bad date.

712

Write about seeing your grandpa at Sonic – he’s working the drive-thru. And he’s been dead for ten years.

218

Write about a baseball player who doesn’t like playing baseball, but he’s in the World Series tonight.

851

Write about the most recent imposter you have met. If you haven’t met an imposter, you’re the imposter.

76

Write about being accused of cheating on a tv game show when you are, in fact, cheating.