Write a letter to an institutional learning facility that was recently renamed after you. Urge them to reconsider that decision.
286
Write an eviction notice for a tenant who never missed a rent payment, never paid late, and never did anything wrong, ever.
625
Write an apology. You know why, Carol.
306
Write a list of rules for anybody coming over and using your pool. If you don’t have a pool then there are no rules.
899
Write your very own theme song. Consider whether you’re a comedy, a drama, or soon-to-be canceled on Netflix.
533
Write a review for a coffee shop that wrote “Todd” on your cup but your name isn’t Todd. It doesn’t even rhyme with Todd.
And if your name is Todd? You got decaf.
160
Write a short story about the world’s longest story.
403
Write warning information for something not dangerous, like carrots or friendships.
90
Write a letter to your dog. If you don’t have a dog, write a letter to somebody else’s dog, but don’t mail it. Not again.
152
Write a new ending for a book that needed a better one. Fix the beginning, too.
209
Write a police report for an unspeakable crime committed on a pogo stick.
131
Write an excuse for missing work tomorrow. Include the words “bendy” and “hoopla”.
655
Write a review for a musical called “It’s Not You, It’s Us”. You got the tickets for free, but you had to pay for parking. It was a long walk to the theatre.
910
Write an obituary for a picky eater who starves to death at an all-you-can-eat buffet.
900
Write an article concerning Emily Blunt and her ongoing legal battle with a marijuana dispensary doing business as “Emily’s Blunts”.
48
Write a job listing for your replacement writing job listings. Experience required.
519
Write about a person who swears on a Cheesecake Factory menu in court.
812
Write about parents who adopt a kid named Jeremy, rename him, and unadopt him.
810
Write about parents who name their kid “Jeremy” but still love him anyway.
507
Write about a newly-woke cannibal who just realized how human meat is made.
785
Write about showing up to the wrong party but staying anyways.
448
Write an excuse for not starting Dune. Throw it in the pile with the rest.
1066
Write about a person with a lot of money but not enough to make that smell go away.
163
Write about ants. Ants are the worst. Never mind, don’t write about ants. Skip writing today.
601
Write about a honeymoon on the moon that ends in a divorce. Nobody can say “I need some space.”
87
Write what your last meal would be if you were on death row. And think about what you’ve done.
12
Write about a person who goes to the hospital because of Flaming Hot Cheetos, but not because of eating Flaming Hot Cheetos.
315
Write about a trip to Las Vegas that disappointingly ends in Reno.
282
Write about where The Mona Lisa really is.
637
Write about a hostage situation reversal at Gymboree.
550
Write about a man who hears Mexican radio all the time. It’s like Tinnitus, but with Mexican radio. All the time.
95
Write about a bad date you’ve been on. If you’ve never been on a bad date, you’re a bad date.
712
Write about seeing your grandpa at Sonic – he’s working the drive-thru. And he’s been dead for ten years.
218
Write about a baseball player who doesn’t like playing baseball, but he’s in the World Series tonight.
851
Write about the most recent imposter you have met. If you haven’t met an imposter, you’re the imposter.
35
Write about a babysitter who eats the children for misbehaving.
702
Write about a time you wished somebody in your family was replaced by a pizza.
400
Write about a poet who knows it. And hates it.
612
Write your boss’ resignation letter. Promote yourself.
490
Write a story about a game of Uno that ends in tragedy as well as “Uno”.
125
Write about dating a superhero whose super power is never being wrong.
76
Write about being accused of cheating on a tv game show when you are, in fact, cheating.
253
Write a eulogy for a friend or rabbit.
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