Express your condolences on colored construction paper.
994
Write a description for today as if you needed to sell it to afford tomorrow.
6261
Write a rhyme about the time you accidently ate a lime.
105
Write your own eulogy as if you are attending your own funeral. Directly address your living presence.
2252
Write a grocery list for yourself if you were ten years younger. Think about your hips this time around.
952
Write a new “About Me” for your website. If you don’t have a website, write a new “About Me” for my website. Go wild.
7221
Write a book. A whole book.
329
Write a series of hashtags for life events that don’t need hashtags. Pretend somebody cares.
346
Write a disclaimer for a coffee shop’s new Everything Bagel. Go wild.
645
Write a schedule for tomorrow. Insert the best time for your mother-in-law to telephone. The conversation will be mostly explaining how tabs work on Firefox as well as tipping during a pandemic.
2839
It’s a quinceñera but the birthday girl is 42.
629
Write somebody else’s name in the snow.
212
Make up a new flavor of Coca Cola. Write an apology from the company a month later. The apology has to be about the new flavor but not about the new flavor, if you get me. You got this champ. You’re a company man now.
3812
Write about two people not stuck in a time loop.
2808
Write about that time with all the ants. You remember.
4405
Write what you think the word “pragmatism” means. Use it in a sentence. Use it in two.
423
Write your explanation for the funniest word in your favorite dictionary.
5147
Write a short conversation between two long people. Or snakes.
70
Write a dating profile that doubles as a warning for maintaining a heavy electrical appliance.
4112
Write a detailed account of the events leading up to the legalization of the 25-hour day.
228
Write a math problem involving 56 pre-cooked meals and 57 hungry families.
26
Write a travel guide for your body.
25
Write about the last good dream you remember having. If you can’t remember your last good dream, use mine: I could fly and my parents still loved each other.
23
Write something that will fit on a hot sauce packet. Write as many hot sauce packets as you want; nothing’s stopping you today.
22
Write a commercial for the “leading” toothpaste only two out of ten dentists recommend.
21
Write an obituary for somebody who died at their suprise birthday party because of the suprise.
20
Write twenty sticky notes to place around the office. They don’t have to be passive aggressive, but you do have to pretend you’re Bobby Kotick and it’s your last day at work. Because… you know.
19
Write a story about a person who is the last human reader/writer of the English language. Place it in the year 2025 because… you know.
18
Write your own Winnie the Pooh adventure. And sell it; it’s legal now.
17
Write a short story about losing your wallet. Throw in a simple recipe at the end and call it a food blog.
16
Write a New Year’s resolution for the person you like least.
15
Write about a person who’s always been afraid of the number 14. And, at last, for a good reason.
13
Write about a person who’s lucky number has always been 13. You know, until the story starts.
12
Write about yourself. You’re not too bad.
11
Write a Christmas carol about a Christmas Karen.
2341
Write a review for a video game you’ve never played – just like the professionals.
9100
Write 100 short, single-word stories.
1925
Write a short story where nobody dies from a rampaging giraffe. At least, not anybody that didn’t deserve it.
465
Write what you think people say about you behind your back.
2192
Write a letter to your favorite author. When you’re done, write back to yourself as your favorite author.
2203
Write a yearbook entry for a world leader. Like, you went to high school with Nelson Mandela and he wants you to sign his yearbook.
1064
Write about a DMV employee who never has to wait in lines when they’re out and about doing errands.
5129
This prompt is an ad.
2324
Respond to “I love you” with anything but “I love you”.
5279
Write the details of your first kiss and then turn them into the tragic story of your last kiss.
8236
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7555
Write an anecdote about your best friend.
6299
Write a short story about a dog wearing a saddle.
6214
Write an apology to my girlfriend for what I’ve done. Use your imagination – just like her.
9151
Write about something good that happened to you today, but add a bear to it.
6743
Write about what you did on your last day off. Alternatively, you can write about what happened to you on your last day off.
6155
Write your name on a wall in your home. Imagine what the house will be worth once you finally get around to finishing that novel, son.
3567
Write your dating profile as if you were intentionally trying to land the ugliest person you possibly could. On the inside. Ugliest person. On the inside.
2451
Joe died. Where were you last Saturday at 5pm?
1426
Rebut something that you disagreed with in the news today.
4424
I would like to apologize for yesterday’s fun fact about J.D. Salinger. When I said he wasn’t a real person — that was wrong. J.D. Salinger was a real person. Shakespeare was a total fake, though.
4423
Did you know J.D. Salinger wasn’t even a real person?
4008
What is that smell?
3712
Define “potential”. And use it in an example involving a relationship
3813
Write a purposely bad poem and ask yourself why it had to be on purpose.
3221
Write a fantasy epic. No inventing a language. No starting en media res opening. In fact : no world building, either. Keep it stupid.
4286
Translate a chapter you’ve already written into Spanish on Google Translate. Translate it back and email it to your mom.
643
Write a strategy guide for a video game you know like the back of your hand.
1729
Arrange a haiku out of the names of your three closest friends. If you don’t have enough letters you picked the wrong friends.
1069
Take your least favorite memory and write your way out of it.
246
Write a ridiculous scenario involving cheese curds.
750
Write your list of demands for giving me my son back. Anything. Whatever you want. Just bring Joshua back to me. Can you hear me, Joshua? It’s your momma. Momma loves you, baby. Momma’s gonna save you.
704
Write one paragraph of exposition, two lines of dialogue, and three words for the ending. That’s a story.
989
Write about your favorite county lock-up experience.
988
Write about your favorite concert experience.
913
Write a flirty limerick.
912
Write a dirty limerick.
519
Write the back cover blurb for a book that starts with the letter “G”. It’s The Giver. You picked The Giver.
1006
Write a short story in pencil and then erase all the adjectives. Is your story still good? Who knows.
1005
Write a script for a reality tv show of your choice.
728
Write a quiz about yourself.
627
Write a three-panel comic strip that is actually a coded message. Send help.
623
Write a three-panel comic strip that elicits anger, not laughter.
622
Write a three-panel comic strip.
85
Write a fable that includes a moral lesson you think kids with helicopter parents would enjoy.
765
Write a story that isn’t true, even for the narrator.
392
Write a letter to your next door neighbor with an apology for the power going out at their place last night.
812
Write a warning label for your least favorite friend.
811
Write a warning label for your best friend.
105
Write Mars’ first newspaper article.
1022
Write the world’s last newspaper article.
589
Write a missed connection. Your missed connection was wearing nothing in a supermarket. You only noticed their eyes.
507
Write story no articles no punctuation no names too okay good luck
717
Write a new ending to “Frankenstein”. Like, just add another page. That’s all I need. One more page.
800
Write a menu for a restaurant trying to hide the fact all the food is microwaved.
429
Write something — anything, really — that includes the dialogue “You give sloths a bad name, Jerry.”
742
Write directions to the nearest pizzeria.
621
Write bad poetry.
1045
Write an your last will and testament on hot dog with the condiments.
909
Write an essay about Aristotle or something and it was due like, yesterday.
899
Write a script for the actor playing you at tonight’s dinner. Have we done that one yet?
898
Write a script for the actor playing your butler at tonight’s dinner. This guy isn’t getting paid.
897
Write a script for the actors playing your parents at tonight’s dinner.
896
Write a script for the actress playing your girlfriend at tonight’s dinner.
484
Write a list of things you’d like to forget and see if that was a good idea.