8236

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6214

Write an apology to my girlfriend for what I’ve done. Use your imagination – just like her.

9151

Write about something good that happened to you today, but add a bear to it.

6743

Write about what you did on your last day off. Alternatively, you can write about what happened to you on your last day off.

6155

Write your name on a wall in your home. Imagine what the house will be worth once you finally get around to finishing that novel, son.

3567

Write your dating profile if you were intentionally trying to land the ugliest person you possibly could. On the inside. Ugly on the inside.

1426

Rebut something that you disagreed with in the news today.

4424

I would like to apologize for yesterday’s fun fact about J.D. Salinger. When I said he wasn’t a real person — that was wrong. J.D. Salinger was a real person. Shakespeare was a total fake, though.

3712

Define “potential”. And use it in an example involving a relationship

3221

Write a fantasy epic. No inventing a language. No starting en media res opening. In fact : no world building, either. Keep it stupid.

4286

Translate a chapter you’ve already written into Spanish on Google Translate. Translate it back and email it to your mom.

643

Write a strategy guide for a video game you know like the back of your hand.

1729

Arrange a haiku out of the names of your three closest friends. If you don’t have enough letters you picked the wrong friends.

1069

Take your least favorite memory and write your way out of it.

750

Write your list of demands for giving me my son back. Anything. Whatever you want. Just bring Joshua back to me. Can you hear me, Joshua? It’s your momma. Momma loves you, baby. Momma’s gonna save you.

704

Write one paragraph of exposition, two lines of dialogue, and three words for the ending. That’s a story.

989

Write about your favorite county lock-up experience.

519

Write the back cover blurb for a book that starts with the letter “G”. It’s The Giver. You picked The Giver.

1006

Write a short story in pencil and then erase all the adjectives. Is your story still good? Who knows.

627

Write a three-panel comic strip that is actually a coded message. Send help.

623

Write a three-panel comic strip that elicits anger, not laughter.

85

Write a fable that includes a moral lesson you think kids with helicopter parents would enjoy.

765

Write a story that isn’t true, even for the narrator.

392

Write a letter to your next door neighbor with an apology for the power going out at their place last night.

812

Write a warning label for your least favorite friend.

589

Write a missed connection. Your missed connection was wearing nothing in a supermarket. You only noticed their eyes.

507

Write story no articles no punctuation no names too okay good luck

717

Write a new ending to “Frankenstein”. Like, just add another page. That’s all I need. One more page.

800

Write a menu for a restaurant trying to hide the fact all the food is microwaved.

429

Write something — anything, really — that includes the dialogue “You give sloths a bad name, Jerry.”

1045

Write an your last will and testament on hot dog with the condiments.

909

Write an essay about Aristotle or something and it was due like, yesterday.

899

Write a script for the actor playing you at tonight’s dinner. Have we done that one yet?

898

Write a script for the actor playing your butler at tonight’s dinner. This guy isn’t getting paid.

896

Write a script for the actress playing your girlfriend at tonight’s dinner.

484

Write a list of things you’d like to forget and see if that was a good idea.

590

Write dialogue between two characters named Eugene Caviar and Eugene Caviar Jr.

774

Write wedding vows for people who don’t really love each other.

913

Write a grocery list for your most recently invented villain.

387

Write a joke about Mike Lindell. It’s easy and it really doesn’t matter what your politics are. Write the joke.

478

Write your favorite memory from high school but replace everybody with large birds.

98

Write a play and credit it to William Shakespeare.

821

Write about the things she left behind in both your heart and home.

56

Write a review for your favorite frozen food. If you don’t have a favorite frozen food, live a little.

563

Write down the circumstances in which your biography ends up being titled “Naked Plans” or “The Long Fart”.

438

Write a news report about somebody who died of being a picky eater.

939

Write a love story between two of your coworkers who most definitely are not in love. Change the names so you can keep your job.

200

Write the menu for the world’s worst fast food restaurant. Please pull up to the window for your total.

732

Write a list of things you want to do before you die or kill someone.

300

Write an acrostic poem where each first letter in every line ends up spelling “Stunning Handful”.

890

Write a new ending to The Social Network where everybody wins.

846

Write about what would have happened had Jack never traded his cow for magic beans.

743

Write detailed directions for best using a didgeridoo in self-defense.

508

Write an outline that story you’ve been putting off starting for a while. What a wacky prompt!

435

Write a treatise or treatsy concerning the differences between a treatise or treatsy.

808

Write a short story about password safety told entirely through passwords ranging between 6-22 characters (including special characters and punctuation).

161

Write one more “away message” for AOL Instant Messenger and then come downstairs for dinner, Katie. I will not ask you again.

1009

Write dialogue between two lovers on a sinking boat. They should not be lovers by the time the boat is completely submerged.

296

Write a stand-up comedy routine that is funny, wholly inoffensive, and funny.

36

Write a news article about a babysitter who is eaten by the children.

370

Write about your personal experience dating a superhero who’s only super power is breaking up.

136

Write your theory for extraterrestrials as a report for your government job. Also, you’re an alien.

326

Write a series of text messages between you and a celebrity who shares your birthday. The text messages can be solicited or otherwise.

455

Write a sermon for a religion that aims to make brunch a crime punishable by death. I’m giving you a lot to work with, today.

781

Write a story by rearranging all of the letters in a can of alphabet soup.

981

Write an assessment of your parents’ child-raising skills. Include your older brother, Tony, whom you’ve never met. Include a letter grade. Do it for Tony.

110

Write a post-apocalyptic thriller that takes place before you were born, doesn’t include time travel, and has a projected runtime of 93 minutes. Oh, and a projected budget of 93 dollars. Can’t forget the 93 dollars.

36

Write about a Klondike bar with a conscience – and what it would do for you.

605

Write a significant portion of your income off as tax deductible. Or don’t.