881

Start writing a sequel to something you haven’t even finished yet.

287

Write about your most recent missed opportunity involving baked goods.

314

Write a caption for the last photo you took that doesn’t have you in it.

9793

Write a description of interrupting somebody’s last meal with general frivolity and hoopla.

9792

Write a description of your last meal being interrupted by general frivolity and hoopla.

5144

Write a review for a book called The Chronicle Chronicles. The book is popular with kids these days but you aren’t sure why.

7701

Write a scene involving a person losing their phone whilst on a call.

1890

Write a plea to your local government urging the taxpayer-free resolution to the recent kidnapping of your local government. Racoons are, once again, responsible.

9645

Write the text message you should have sent and the text message you actually did.

2277

Write the feature that will save your favorite entertainment news site from failing. You know the one.

397

Write a bedtime story for people with long attention spans.

4467

Write your two-weeks notice knowing full well you’re not showing up ever again.

135

Write a sentence for each day of the month and then call it a story.

8275

Write The Lord of the Rings from the perspective of somebody who is plagiarizing The Lord of the Rings.

4329

Write a Yelp review for a Driver’s Ed course, but the Driver is Adam Driver and you were not amused to find that out.

6021

Write about two scientists arguing whether a snake with legs is even a snake. Then the snake eats them.

4518

Write a short play. The first line is “Sorry” and the last line isn’t.

3822

Write dialogue between two people eating a meal they don’t enjoy. Furthermore, neither are expecting to pay for said meal.

7128

Write about a person who accidently picks up the wrong prescription for the last time.

638

Express your condolences on colored construction paper.

994

Write a description for today as if you needed to sell it to afford tomorrow.

105

Write your own eulogy as if you are attending your own funeral. Directly address your living presence.

2252

Write a grocery list for yourself if you were ten years younger. Think about your hips this time around.

952

Write a new “About Me” for your website. If you don’t have a website, write a new “About Me” for my website. Go wild.

329

Write a series of hashtags for life events that don’t need hashtags. Pretend somebody cares.

346

Write a disclaimer for a coffee shop’s new Everything Bagel. Go wild.

645

Write a schedule for tomorrow. Insert the best time for your mother-in-law to telephone. The conversation will be mostly explaining how tabs work on Firefox as well as tipping during a pandemic.

212

Make up a new flavor of Coca Cola. Write an apology from the company a month later. The apology has to be about the new flavor but not about the new flavor, if you get me. You got this champ. You’re a company man now.

4405

Write what you think the word “pragmatism” means. Use it in a sentence. Use it in two.

423

Write your explanation for the funniest word in your favorite dictionary.

5147

Write a short conversation between two long people. Or snakes.

70

Write a dating profile that doubles as a warning for maintaining a heavy electrical appliance.

4112

Write a detailed account of the events leading up to the legalization of the 25-hour day.

25

Write about the last good dream you remember having. If you can’t remember your last good dream, use mine: I could fly and my parents still loved each other.

23

Write something that will fit on a hot sauce packet. Write as many hot sauce packets as you want; nothing’s stopping you today.

22

Write a commercial for the “leading” toothpaste only two out of ten dentists recommend.

21

Write an obituary for somebody who died at their suprise birthday party because of the suprise.

20

Write twenty sticky notes to place around the office. They don’t have to be passive aggressive, but you do have to pretend you’re Bobby Kotick and it’s your last day at work. Because… you know.

19

Write a story about a person who is the last human reader/writer of the English language. Place it in the year 2025 because… you know.

18

Write your own Winnie the Pooh adventure. And sell it; it’s legal now.

17

Write a short story about losing your wallet. Throw in a simple recipe at the end and call it a food blog.

16

Write a New Year’s resolution for the person you like least.

15

Write about a person who’s always been afraid of the number 14. And, at last, for a good reason.

13

Write about a person who’s lucky number has always been 13. You know, until the story starts.

11

Write a Christmas carol about a Christmas Karen.

2341

Write a review for a video game you’ve never played – just like the professionals.

1925

Write a short story where nobody dies from a rampaging giraffe. At least, not anybody that didn’t deserve it.

465

Write what you think people say about you behind your back.

2192

Write a letter to your favorite author. When you’re done, write back to yourself as your favorite author.

2203

Write a yearbook entry for a world leader. Like, you went to high school with Nelson Mandela and he wants you to sign his yearbook.

1064

Write about a DMV employee who never has to wait in lines when they’re out and about doing errands.

5279

Write the details of your first kiss and then turn them into the tragic story of your last kiss.

6214

Write an apology to my girlfriend for what I’ve done. Use your imagination – just like her.

9151

Write about something good that happened to you today, but add a bear to it.

6743

Write about what you did on your last day off. Alternatively, you can write about what happened to you on your last day off.

6155

Write your name on a wall in your home. Imagine what the house will be worth once you finally get around to finishing that novel, son.

3567

Write your dating profile as if you were intentionally trying to land the ugliest person you possibly could. On the inside. Ugliest person. On the inside.

1426

Rebut something that you disagreed with in the news today.

4424

Write a about a girl who’s mother meant to name her “Chloe” but instead wrote down “Clue”.