WRITERS PROMPTS

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Write an anecdote about your best friend.

Write a short story about a dog wearing a saddle.

Write an apology to my girlfriend for what I’ve done. Use your imagination – just like her.

Write about something good that happened to you today, but add a bear to it.

Write about what you did on your last day off. Alternatively, you can write about what happened to you on your last day off.

Write your name on a wall in your home. Imagine what the house will be worth once you finally get around to finishing that novel, son.

Write your dating profile if you were intentionally trying to land the ugliest person you possibly could. On the inside. Ugly on the inside.

Joe died. Where were you last Saturday at 5pm?

Rebut something that you disagreed with in the news today.

I would like to apologize for yesterday’s fun fact about J.D. Salinger. When I said he wasn’t a real person — that was wrong. J.D. Salinger was a real person. Shakespeare was a total fake, though.

Did you know J.D. Salinger wasn’t even a real person?

What is that smell?

Define “potential”. And use it in an example involving a relationship

Write a purposely bad poem and ask yourself why it had to be on purpose.

Write a fantasy epic. No inventing a language. No starting en media res opening. In fact : no world building, either. Keep it stupid.

Translate a chapter you’ve already written into Spanish on Google Translate. Translate it back and email it to your mom.

Write a strategy guide for a video game you know like the back of your hand.

Arrange a haiku out of the names of your three closest friends. If you don’t have enough letters you picked the wrong friends.

Take your least favorite memory and write your way out of it.

Write a ridiculous scenario involving cheese curds.

Write your list of demands for giving me my son back. Anything. Whatever you want. Just bring Joshua back to me. Can you hear me, Joshua? It’s your momma. Momma loves you, baby. Momma’s gonna save you.

Write one paragraph of exposition, two lines of dialogue, and three words for the ending. That’s a story.

Write about your favorite county lock-up experience.

Write about your favorite concert experience.

Write a flirty limerick.

Write a dirty limerick.

Write the back cover blurb for a book that starts with the letter “G”. It’s The Giver. You picked The Giver.

Write a short story in pencil and then erase all the adjectives. Is your story still good? Who knows.

Write a script for a reality tv show of your choice.

Write a quiz about yourself.

Write a three-panel comic strip that is actually a coded message. Send help.

Write a three-panel comic strip that elicits anger, not laughter.

Write a three-panel comic strip.

Write a fable that includes a moral lesson you think kids with helicopter parents would enjoy.

Write a story that isn’t true, even for the narrator.

Write a letter to your next door neighbor with an apology for the power going out at their place last night.

Write a warning label for your least favorite friend.

Write a warning label for your best friend.

Write Mars’ first newspaper article.

Write the world’s last newspaper article.

Write a missed connection. Your missed connection was wearing nothing in a supermarket. You only noticed their eyes.

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Write a new ending to “Frankenstein”. Like, just add another page. That’s all I need. One more page.

Write a menu for a restaurant trying to hide the fact all the food is microwaved.

Write something — anything, really — that includes the dialogue “You give sloths a bad name, Jerry.”

Write directions to the nearest pizzeria.

Write bad poetry.

Write an your last will and testament on hot dog with the condiments.

Write an essay about Aristotle or something and it was due like, yesterday.

Write a script for the actor playing you at tonight’s dinner. Have we done that one yet?

Write a script for the actor playing your butler at tonight’s dinner. This guy isn’t getting paid.

Write a script for the actors playing your parents at tonight’s dinner.

Write a script for the actress playing your girlfriend at tonight’s dinner.

Write a list of things you’d like to forget and see if that was a good idea.

Write an obituary for Eugene Caviar Jr.

Write Finnegan’s Wake.

Write dialogue between two characters named Eugene Caviar and Eugene Caviar Jr.

Write a wikipedia page about one of your pets.

Write a short scene about a person who loses a spelling bee on the number 43.

Write wedding vows for people who don’t really love each other.

Write anything but the word “armadillo”.

Write a grocery list for your most recently invented villain.

Write a joke about Mike Lindell. It’s easy and it really doesn’t matter what your politics are. Write the joke.

Write your favorite memory from high school but replace everybody with large birds.

Change it up. Don’t write. Live.

Write a play and credit it to William Shakespeare.

Write.

Write about the things she left behind in both your heart and home.

Write a review for your favorite frozen food. If you don’t have a favorite frozen food, live a little.

Write down the circumstances in which your biography ends up being titled “Naked Plans” or “The Long Fart”.

Write a news report about somebody who died of being a picky eater.

Write your letter to Santa Claus now.

Write a love story between two of your coworkers who most definitely are not in love. Change the names so you can keep your job.

Write the menu for the world’s worst fast food restaurant. Please pull up to the window for your total.

Write a list of things you want to do before you die or kill someone.

Write an acrostic poem where each first letter in every line ends up spelling “Stunning Handful”.

Write a parody song.

Write a new ending to The Social Network where everybody wins.

Write about what would have happened had Jack never traded his cow for magic beans.

Write detailed directions for best using a didgeridoo in self-defense.

Write an outline that story you’ve been putting off starting for a while. What a wacky prompt!

Write a treatise or treatsy concerning the differences between a treatise or treatsy.

Write a short story about password safety told entirely through passwords ranging between 6-22 characters (including special characters and punctuation).

Write one more “away message” for AOL Instant Messenger and then come downstairs for dinner, Katie. I will not ask you again.

Write dialogue between two lovers on a sinking boat. They should not be lovers by the time the boat is completely submerged.

Write some words.

Write a stand-up comedy routine that is funny, wholly inoffensive, and funny.

Write a news article about a babysitter who is eaten by the children.

Write about your personal experience dating a superhero who’s only super power is breaking up.

Write a reminder for something you keep forgetting.

Write your theory for extraterrestrials as a report for your government job. Also, you’re an alien.

Write a series of text messages between you and a celebrity who shares your birthday. The text messages can be solicited or otherwise.

Write a sermon for a religion that aims to make brunch a crime punishable by death. I’m giving you a lot to work with, today.

Write a story by rearranging all of the letters in a can of alphabet soup.

Write an assessment of your parents’ child-raising skills. Include your older brother, Tony, whom you’ve never met. Include a letter grade. Do it for Tony.

Write a post-apocalyptic thriller that takes place before you were born, doesn’t include time travel, and has a projected runtime of 93 minutes. Oh, and a projected budget of 93 dollars. Can’t forget the 93 dollars.

Write about a Klondike bar with a conscience – and what it would do for you.

Write about yourself. But keep it short and ask about me.

Write a significant portion of your income off as tax deductible. Or don’t.